Rock n rolla

8/10 people tell me that i am a disturbed kid when i tell them that my genre of music is heavy/death metal. They say that its evil. But think again!!!!

What you learnt as a kid is mostly evil too. Still havent got it? read on...

1. London Bridge- London bridge is falling down, falling down.

A. Why would you make a nursery rhyme about and sing it to kids about the London bridge falling??? Whats so merry about it??? It sounds more like a terrorist anthem to me!!!!

2. Ding dong bell- Ding dong bell, pussy's in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny thin.

A. When you tell the kid not to do it, it goes ahead and does it!!!! So why would you want to put ideas into kids minds that the pussy cat can go into the well???

3. Humpty Dumpty- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A. Someone falling off a great wall is not not a joke. And it just gets worse when we know he cant be fixed. How sadist is that to make a song of it and sing it merrily.

4. The bad girls lament- As I walked out of st. James' hospital, St. James' hospital one day. I spied my only fairest daughter, wrapped up in white linen, as cold as the clay.

A. Do I need to say anything about this??? How sad is it to teach a small kid who is just seen the light in their eyes?

5. Jack and Jill- Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown. And Jill came tumbling after.

A. This used to be my personal favorite until about a year ago. I was reading this out to a little kid and i realized how sad this is. I was really ashamed of it.

So next time u tell a rock fan that he is a sadist...... Or before you teach a kid what a rhyme........ Think twice......

Cheers \m/

Freeek